Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much.
christmas music makes me forget there’s real problems in the world
HEY FRIENDS LISTEN UP!
my friend Grace(aka: of-doctors-and-daleks) is really awesome and she just hit 100 followers but some butt unfollowed her so you should all go follow her because she is cool yay
she posts Doctor Who, Sherlock, Frozen, Nightvale and stuff and also Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
it doesn’t take long after jim puts up decorations and starts playing christmas music that bones pipes up: “just so you know, i’m gonna be a grinch this year. sorry,” and jim’s face lights up, and bones knows that if there is one thing jim loves more than christmas, it is a challenge. and bones has just given him that.
bones is sort of an idiot sometimes.
anyway, so it comes christmas eve and they’re together—they’re always together—and jim’s wearing this butt-ugly christmas sweater that actually looks really good on him and he’s coming into the living room with a plate of still-warm cookies. he plops down next to bones on the cough and leans in and kisses bones’ neck, smiles into his skin, and whispers—
“all i want for christmas is you.”
and goddammit, bones can feel himself melting.
LIFE HACK: fake your own death to get out of doing homework
cry at home, be a bad bitch at school
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen